boatguy60

About boatguy60

Ladies, what we have here is a slightly used and discontinued model of a Geek. Standing five feet ten inches tall, our Geek is a half century old. Our Geek has brown and white hair on his head. Much to his dismay, he's slowly turning from a hardtop into a convertible . He’s got green eyes and a nice smile when you make him giggle.
Our Geek is rather clever, creative, and has a sense of humor. He’s a rare model of Geek that actually comes complete with a personality module at no extra cost to you. He can use words of more than one syllable. He keeps up his end of the conversation. The Geek Handbook recommends that you remove all your clothing and promise “heavenly rewards” involving lots of close physical activity.
Operators are standing by now, so, email us and let us know you’d like to take advantage of our free shipping, free handling, and money back guarantee. That’s right: If you’re not completely satisfied with our Geek, just return him to his original upright position, press his “reset” button, and he’ll find his way back home. All at NO cost to you.

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