We all believe in safe sex. but, just in case, we can get insured. Here are some UK providers:Sex with your wife: - Legal and General..Sex on the phone:- Direct Line..Sex with a new partner:- Go Compare..Sex with a cuddly lady:- More Than..Dogging:- Sheila's Wheels..Hiring a prostitute:- Commercial Union..Sex with a servant:- Employer's Liability..Pensioner sex:- Saga..Unintended pregnancy:- General Accident..Sex with a nun:- Abbey Life..Sex in the navy:- Admiral Group..Sex in the dark:- Confused. Com

brilliant!!

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We all believe in safe sex. but, just in case, we can get insured. Here are some UK providers:Sex with your wife: - Legal and General..Sex on the phone:- Direct Line..Sex with a new partner:- Go Compare..Sex with a cuddly lady:- More Than..Dogging:- Sheila's Wheels..Hiring a prostitute:- Commercial Union..Sex with a servant:- Employer's Liability..Pensioner sex:- Saga..Unintended pregnancy:- General Accident..Sex with a nun:- Abbey Life..Sex in the navy:- Admiral Group..Sex in the dark:- Confused. Combrilliant!!

As someone who spent most of my working life in the insurance industry (and even worked for GA (USA) for a while, I really enjoyed reading this. Since CU and GA merged some years ago, was the new company (CGU) be the result of someone unintendedly getting a prostitute pregnant?
A joke that went around the US some time ago. In many cases when a larger company buys a smaller one, the new name is the first initial of the larger company followed by the first initial of the smaller. However, for obvious reason, when Travelers bought AETNA the new company was not called T & A Insurance.
Another one that crossed my mind. One of the largest insurance companies in Canada is Intact insurance. Can a circumcised guy get a policy from them?

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One of the largest insurance companies in Canada is Intact insurance. Can a circumcised guy get a policy from them?

No, but a virgin can.

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