An 85-year-old man had to do a sperm count for his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow.

The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctors office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained

Well, doc, its like this first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked. You asked your neighbor? Good heavens!

The old man replied, Yep, none of us could get the jar open.

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