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I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.

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I don't care how nice the hand soap smells...you should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers.

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Some girls beg and some girls borrow.... Some bring joy and some bring sorrow.... But all the best ones suck and swallow...

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What's the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?

The northern girl says yes you can. The southern girl says yes you all can ;-)

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What's the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?The northern girl says yes you can. The southern girl says yes you all can ;-)

True southern girls don't say you all, rather it would be "y'all". Apparently, you have not met nearly as many southern girls as I have, or you would have known this.

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What's the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?The northern girl says yes you can. The southern girl says yes you all can ;-)True southern girls don't say you all, rather it would be "y'all". Apparently, you have not met nearly as many southern girls as I have, or you would have known this.

Thanks for the correction. You are correct, other than my time in the Army I am a lifelong Minnesotan ;-)

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What's the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?The northern girl says yes you can. The southern girl says yes you all can ;-)True southern girls don't say you all, rather it would be "y'all". Apparently, you have not met nearly as many southern girls as I have, or you would have known this.

Spend some time in the South myself, my observaion...

y'all is the singular
y'alls is the singular possessive
all y'all is the plural
all y'alls is the plural possessive

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I'm excited that the phrase get the fuck away from me is no longer rude but a public service announcement.

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That's why l don't dust, it could be someone l know.

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If we are ever in a Don't Laugh Situation....what ever you do...don't look over to me.

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Research shows that most women will at one point in their lives possess highly intelligent DNA unfortunately most will spit it out

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