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I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.

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Just caught my penis in my zipper. God it hurts. No more zip up boots for me.

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Sorry l'm late. I got here as soon as l wanted too.

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Let's flip a coin.. Heads l get Tail.. Tails l get Head.

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Looking for a married woman, recently cheated on, mad and scorned, who is willing to sell husbands tools for cheap, call 555.123.4567

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Looking for a married woman, recently cheated on, mad and scorned, who is willing to sell husbands tools for cheap, call 555.123.4567

That does happen ;-) A garage sale was pretty well picked over, but got a new CAT turbocharger for a CAT 3116. Paid $15.00, sold it for $500 ;-) Off of Freecycle, I got a Onan generator for free :-) I hooked up a gas tank and battery, it started and runs fine :-0

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How do you stump two nudists who are dating?
Ask them who wears the pants in their relationship.

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I tried starting a day without coffee once..... My court date is pending.

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You should ask her if she has gained weight, that way she knows you're paying attention to her.

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Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release, so when l tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because l care.

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Theres a new swear word appearing in the English language. Its meaning is similar to the old FUBAR used in decades past. The swear word?........2020

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