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I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.

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First it was alcohol kills COVID. Then it was heat may kill COVID. Now direct sunlight may kill COVID. So, if you see me out in my yard drunk, naked, and laying in the sun, mind your own business. Im conducting important medical experiments .

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We thank you for your service.

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Full sun, I think maybe the combination works best. I havent had it, so.......

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Everytime a woman shaves and doesn't get laid...a unicorn dies.

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Should marriage licenses expire and have to be renewed like all other state licenses?

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Should marriage licenses expire and have to be renewed like all other state licenses?

Not a bad idea ;-) A lot cheaper way out than a divorce, just don't renew :-0

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However, Confucius did say, "Man who beats off behind car have hot rod!"

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Lookout girls here comes two nuts and a hot rod ;-)

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Do to Political Correctness.. Dick Van Dyke has changed his name to....Penis Truck Lesbian.

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And just like that.... having a mask, rubber gloves, duct tape, plastic sheathing and rope in your trunk is okay.

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