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I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.

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If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you,
it's rural.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops,
it's suburban.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you,
it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked,
it's Florida.

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There's a fine line between genius and crazy.....l like to use that line as a jump rope.

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Love that quote of the day..

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Just because it's a bad idea.... doesn't mean it won't be a good time!!

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Due to rising costs... dirty deeds are no longer done dirt cheap ... sorry for the inconvenience.

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My child will not eat fish... what can I replace it with? .....A cat, cats love fish.

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I just released my own fragrance....no one in the car seemed to like it.

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The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons really makes me question this eating healthy and exercise thing

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My research indicates that 70% of people are stupid. Obviously, I'm in the other 40%...

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I wouldn't do a dam thing for a Klondike Bar.... But would do some shady shit for a Margarita and some Tacos.

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