RE:Quote of the dayNever blame someone else for the road you're on, that's your own asphalt.
Dad humor at its finest. Love it.
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Post #6032hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayWhen l was young, l was poor. But after years of hard, honest and painstaking work, l'm no longer young.
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Post #6042hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayIt only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.
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Post #6052hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right and exercise. But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of Hope
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Post #6062hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI sent out a text to my friends saying, Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it? 12 people called me. I need smarter friends.
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RE:Quote of the dayI sent out a text to my friends saying, Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it? 12 people called me. I need smarter friends.
Bwahahaha XD
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Post #6082hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayMy penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, then the Librarian told me to leave before she called Security.
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Post #6092hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayAnybody have an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining sounds.
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RE:Quote of the dayAnybody have an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining sounds.
Maybe this will help if you can get a copy of it.
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RE:Quote of the dayAnybody have an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining sounds.
Maybe it's time for a trade-in?
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