Post #3932hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayWife: l have blisters on my hands from the broom. Husband: next time take the car!
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Post #3942hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayHR said l'm not allowed to make up names for my co-workers. I hope Frankie Fuckface is happy now.
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Post #3952hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the daySometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them.
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Post #3962hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the daySometimes I look up at the stars and think.... damn... I love peeing outside.
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RE:Quote of the daySometimes I look up at the stars and think.... damn... I love peeing outside.
Years ago on a bitter cold winter night I pulled my car into the detached garage and started towards the house. The cold hit me and I knew I had to pee. So I unzipped and let it spew. While peeing I looked up to see an awesome shooting star which I would never had seen had I not had to go.
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Post #3982hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayDid you realize that if you sit on the toilet at 11:59 pm and the clock strikes midnight, it's the same shit....different day.
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Post #3992hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayHow strict is the "l licked it, it's mine" policy? There's a few things l've licked and don't want anymore.
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RE:Quote of the dayIt's yours until someone else licks it. Lol
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Post #4012hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayIf You Could Read My Mind you would need a shower and a cigarette
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