I have great fun wearing a kilt. The ladies often ask if I have anything under it and I usually get the chance to show them that I'm naked under it. I've even lifted my kilt for a female airport security officer who was too embarrassed to check for hidden weapons in any other way. There is one lady who I can rely on to lift it for me in the pub - I just have to go and talk to her.

The other day a barmaid asked why I was earing a kilt. I said I thought she wouldn't serve me if I took it off. A few minutes later another lady asked the question. Then she said Don't you dare when I offered to show her. I flipped up the back of my kilt as I walked away. I guessed right . She was watching and exclaimed that I had flashed.

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