Photogenic Penis Society
For guys with photogenic penises. Does your penis always look great in your full frontal photos? Doesn't matter if it's uncut or cut, short and stubby or long and skinny, this is a place for posting photos if you have a photogenic penis.
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Return to DiscussionsPersonally, unless its a chat with a friend along sensual lines, I prefer to use Penis.
Dick, knob, willy, crown jewels, prick, tool, cock, wang and others are somewhat derogatory and often, because the other person is somewhat embarrassed to use the correct word. I understand amongst younger guys in Australia that 'cock' is the preferred term.
But I am not paranoid about what word is used.
Penis is the preferred word I tend to always use.
Please do not take this in the wrong way dirtdoc1, but with your (in my view) undeniable resemblance to the very famous British comedian Benny Hill (may he rest in loving peace), I am drawn to imagine and smile at the different terms Benny might've used if he were to have had a chance to let his imagination run on this topic. With his tendency toward ribald humor, it is possible and altogether probable that Hill did just that at some point on his long-running comedy show. I'd love to see what he'd offer along the lines of Austin Powers, if you've snickered your way through that movie series as many times as I have. One need gauge the audience before using the outrageous versions of penile references Mike Myers tosses out while in that character. I am now having an interesting craving for breakfast sausage all of the sudden - go figure!
In that vein, how about 'wedding tackle'? In the right adult company, I'm apt to dive a little deeper into the ridiculous, with an uncontrollable need to not use the same term for the same thing more than once in any given conversation whenever possible. I have taught myself to always do my best to avoid any of the derogatory versions for these body parts, the genitalia we nudists do enjoy seeing regularly, and some of us even use on a regular basis for things besides those of the evacuative sort. So please keep your 'junk' to yourself; it isn't appropriate to use that term for our revered rods, unless of course your word usage is in fact comparing your dong to a Chinese boat for which you have a deep appreciation. Just like I would never reference a woman's vulva as 'pud' or 'cunt', given the way those words are likely a remnant of some sad masculine attempt to in some way put down these pleasure centers instead of raising them up to the sky where they belong, yelling the praises for what they do bring us, like 'heaven-scent'! Okay, I made that one up on the fly, don't hit me in the verbal sack, please.
If nailed to a moving train until I state it, I suppose I'll pick the word 'schlong'. It's just a damned funny word! The word 'cock' works okay, but somewhere along the way you're going to run into a naked chicken farmer and someone's going to get pecked in the poker it they aren't careful.
Penis is what it is, but that is a rather boring word, so I applaud those people who employ the less common terms for the dangling participles between there conjunctive phrases. And I have no idea what any of that really means, so please don't flog my dolphin with English lessons! Ah yes, a final movie reference for those of you who've had the silly pleasure of "there's something about mary".