Naked Weed Whackers And Fry Cooks

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What's the difference...

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between a prostitute, a mistress and a wife?

During sex...

a prostitute screams "oh, give it to me you stallion!"

a mistress purrs "oh my darling you are a fabulous lover"

and a wife proclaims "beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige".

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