startled while nude
Return to DiscussionsI was reclined watching Jeopardy on a warm summer evening. My sofa is next to my front door which was open to the all glass storm door. I thought I heard steps on the porch, and suddenly heard the door shake. I jumped. A couple of weeks ago, my new neighbor stopped by and since he walked i had not heard him until he knocked. I greeted him with a pillow in front of me. He chuckled. This visitor was also one of my neighbors but this one has 4 legs. The new neighbor has some pigs in the woods behind my house,and one of the small ones got loose. He was exploring my porch even to the point of nudging the storm door. I called the neighbor and he came right over to round the pig up. I greeted him in shorts.
I was cleaning my garrage and heard a young ladies voice say"Excuse me sir" No time to get my shorts on , as she was already in the garage looking at me stark naked.. I got up and took the package from her ,, she then turn and went back to her truck,, ssmiling I hope..
The week before, the mail man had a large package to deliver,, I opened the door slightly and reallized what the hech,, so I opened it all the way to receive the package. I guess this is one way to let people know Im a nudist. ...... Smiles..
When the old boy comes to visit I put my shorts on out of respect
for him. He may not care and I am comfortable being nude around
others. Just a respect thing for me. My wife reminded too of the time I was caught by the female census taker out in the backyard. I answered her questions nude and she acted totally normal about it all. I forgot that one.
A few years back I was sunbathing naked in my garden. A young woman came round collecting sponsorship, saw me and retreated to ask if I was decent. She knew I wasn't but I put on a flimsy wrap to talk to her and pay her. She talks about it to her friends years later. She did say she liked my bum.
I wouldn't call this startled but I had a long weekend at my camper and I came from the back of my camper and ran into the electric meter reader. I said hello and he responded in kind. I then went onto my deck and then into my camper. After all, it is a nudist campground.