Look At Me! I'm Totally Naked
For those of us that love to be completely naked and don't mind who sees us and knows about it. Whether it's indoors, outside, in private or in public, relaxing on the beach or modelling in a studio, we love showing off every inch of our naked bodies to anyone who'll see us. We have nothing to hide and are proud to be nudists.
- created by Nudeguy123
Excuse to naked
Return to DiscussionsGo to any sort of clothing-optional place wearing something you really don't care about -- a pair of old shorts that you forgot you even had or buy a pair a shorts at a thrift store. Then go to the clothing-optional place, and take your shorts off. At the end of the day, walk back to the car nude. If anyone asks, just say, I couldn't find my shorts, I think someone took them. Of course, keep your car key on something on your wrist or around your neck.
If you are daring enough to drive a convertible nude, take/wear old clothing you don't care about and once you have made your last stop where you need clothing, put it somewhere where it will likely be blown out of the car.
I think it would be easier to explain loosing them someone on the beach.
True.
I thought of this because once when I was driving my convertible with my shorts on and shirt off and the shirt almost blew away.
If it had been an old one I would have just let it go, but since it was one I really liked that was almost new, I grabbed it when it started to be ariborne.
If the excuse would fly, I'd certainly enjoy doing that.
"Sorry, officer, my shorts were in the passenger seat and they just up and flew off."
"What are you planning to do when you arrive at your destination?"
"I'm on my way home. I'm just going to pull right into the garage."
Might work.
I think "accidentally" locking yourself out of a motel room would be good. And I think motel would be better than hotel, because with a motel you'd be outside -- not merely in a hallway. Try to get the room farthest from the office. If you're in a hotel, be up on the top floor and as far away from the lobby side of the building as possible. Go down one floor at a time trying to find the lobby on each floor. Be very confused and disoriented. "I just need to take a piss."
Have "strangers" hoodwink you, haul you into a windowless van, strip you, and drop you in the middle of town, with hoodwink still on -- so you can't identify the vehicle. But, just a harmless prank. As an excuse for why you got rid of the hoodwink instead of using it to cover your genitals, your assailants douse it in something with a disgusting smell -- so you'd want to get away from it.