Driving Naked
For those who enjoy driving in the nude.
Toll booths
Return to DiscussionsSo many European tolls are automatic but some are staffed. They are set high so the staff can reach drivers in high vehicles like trucks. That gives them a good view down into the average car. I drove naked through such a toll and didn't have enough cash. So the lady in the toll booth took all my particulars whilst gazing down at my most intimate parts. What surprised me was that there was no follow up. I was never charged the toll. Maybe the lady enjoyed what she saw so much she cancelled the toll. Or maybe she was so distracted she got in a muddle.
So many European tolls are automatic but some are staffed. They are set high so the staff can reach drivers in high vehicles like trucks. That gives them a good view down into the average car. I drove naked through such a toll and didn't have enough cash. So the lady in the toll booth took all my particulars whilst gazing down at my most intimate parts. What surprised me was that there was no follow up. I was never charged the toll. Maybe the lady enjoyed what she saw so much she cancelled the toll. Or maybe she was so distracted she got in a muddle.
LOL Maybe she figured if you could not afford clothing, you cold not afford to pay the toll ;-)
On my way back from the nudist resort this past weekend I took the toll roads home to miss the traffic in Orlando. I don't drive completely nude because I don't like the strap on my chest hairs so I donald duck it. When I did come up to a staffed booth I laid my gym shorts over me like I was wearing them and didn't have any issues. After the booth just put them over to the side ready for the next one.
All of our toll roads in So Cal are automated and vehicles either prepay online or have a transponder that records your passing and your account is debited. Driving naked is normal for me so when I do come upon a staffed toll booth, I'm thankful I/we drive high profile vehicles. We are either higher or at the same height as these booths and drive thru windows. Love and prefer driving naked but don't want to expose those to it on purpose.