When you look at those windmills they have in green energy wind farms, do you wonder how big they really are? Well I was on a naked hike with a friend last week, walking up to the hilltop with all the windmills.

Contractors were erecting six new ones so we could see how enormous they are. We all know that if we take a photo it's best for someone to stand next to the item to give a sense of scale. We thought the contractors had finished for the day. A chance of a photo. My friend was clothed but I was still naked. So I left all my kit with him and stood next to a bit of the windmill for the first pic.

Just then he said there is a car coming. It was the site foreman. He slowed down and chased my friend off the site, with all my kit. I had to hide quickly. The car turned round and lingered to check there was nobody else on the site. Had he seen me? Would he get out of his car and search? There I was naked and all my clothes gone with my friend. It seamed ages before the car went. Phew!

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