Daring Nudists!!
For nudists who are not afraid of trying anything new! Such as getting naked at work after everyone leaves, streaking, Driving a car naked...Fun things that might get us into trouble that excites us. And please feel free to write about the craziest thing you done in the nude :)
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driving naked; obviously in UK you have to be careful!! I enjoy sitting on our
bench in our front garden in the late evening sunshine, I will post the picture
on our site when I get myself certified which I am doing soon! Kinky having to
be in clothes! I answer the front door totally naked - to anyone! I ask workmen
/ plumbers / electricians / who work in our house if they mind if I am naked,
and if they do they don't get to work here. I like doing dinner parties and I
only cook when I am naked, or Gilly does the cooking in clothes. Friends don't
mind me being naked while having dinner, and then being totally naked the whole
time they are here. Guests prefer me to be in clothes. Yes the police came to
the front door to ask if we had heard any noise during the night due to a local
metal theft, and yes the male and female officer saw all of me naked - I am in
my house - they have seen naked people - nudity is not against the law - so we
chatted and they saw all of me - why are clothes so important when you are warm
enough without them! I go out the front door naked, and go to the car on our
driveway naked. I get water from the front garden hard water tap for the plants
naked. All the postmen and delivery people have seen me naked, and the
neighbours have only seen me naked unless they meet us when we are out shopping.
It may not be the biggest dare on this topic, but I bet it is more than most of
you do!?
That is great Frances, although it is true that in the US, you are risking getting arrested. There was a case a year or so ago in the US where a man was arrested because someone who was walking across his property saw him naked in his house and complained! The guy was in his own house, the person who complained was trespassing on his property, and he was still arrested! Ridiculous!!
Although last year I did answer my door naked for one of may neighbors. :)
Chris
Laws here in the USofA--supposedly the 'land of the free'... sometimes you really have to question that statement--are varied from county to county.
I live in Miami Beach... Miami-Dade County. There are NO anti-nudity laws on the books, so to speak. Exposure of the male and female genitalia is legal, sort of. The male genitalia cannot be in a "turgid" state. (Love that word) Nor can the defendant be engaged in a "sexual activity". (There, is the definition issue...) If not inside your home, or in a secluded areas such as your fenced-in backyard, etc., then a private citizen can file an offensive indecent exposure charge against you. But the police cannot just approach you and charge you without provocation.
The flip-side to that coin is when alcohol is being sold. Then the laws go extreme:
1.The male genitalia cannot be visible in any form or outline thru the fabric of clothing
2.The female genitalia cannot be visible in any form or outline thru the fabric of clothing
3.The female nipple or areola cannot be visible in any form or outline thru the fabric of clothing
4.The anal cleft or cleavage must have a minimum of 1" (25mm) fabric covering it
So, if you can see my penis thru my Levis 501 jeans (which I love to do) I could be arrested, and the bar could receive a citation or have its license suspended.
BONKERS!!!
I was arrested once in the city of Miami on US1/Biscayne Blvd. at an ATM pretending to get cash naked--with my naked friend taking the pictures--also my lawyer! (you gotta love these things!)
Not one, but four cop cars came wizzing up and surrounded us, buck-assed naked--barefoot and all!
They thought we were breaking into the machine as the car was pulled back just a little too far. (it was one of 3 drive-thru machinesa CitiBank) Once they saw the real situation, all but the leading officer said to forget it. But officer Juan Hernandez--one of the most common names in Miami--wouldnt let it go.
He handcuffed us then paraded us to the front of the drive-thru directly on, and in full view, of the street--US1. (If it was so offensive, why did he show us off?) Least did he know, that was a great euphoric feeling! Then put us face-down naked while he inspected my empty convertible. All I had in the car to wear were tiny 501 short-short cut offs with the sides split way up. (this was in my 30s when I still had my 29 waist!!!) So to jail we went and only in those tiny and revealing shorts!
Long story short, we were released at 3am as we had done nothing wrong. But the charges were still there and had to be dealt with. The next week we were before the Judge with another lawyer--dismissed and expunged.
That experience has made me more careful--but still drive all over the state of Florida with the top down and totally naked! From Miami to Key West, Tampa, Orlando, Cocoa Beach, etc.
I also love giving the totally naked tour of South Beach with the top down Honestly, a convertible with shirtless guys in it is the norm! (thank goodness!)
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