RE: Bumper Sticker Thinkin'

TRESPASSERS.... Can you make you make it to the gate/ fence in 3.8 seconds? my dog can!

This post was edited
RE: Bumper Sticker Thinkin'

I was pro-life before I met HER.

This post was edited
RE: Bumper Sticker Thinkin'

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute.
Ijust think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

This post was edited
RE: Bumper Sticker Thinkin'

EVER WONDER...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

This post was edited
RE: Bumper Sticker Thinkin'

Why do I have to press one for English when I'm just gonna be transferred to someone I can't understand anyway?

This post was edited
RE: Bumper Sticker Thinkin'

Driver Carries No Clothes...Or Money.

This post was edited
RE: Bumper Sticker Thinkin'

Give some women an inch, and they'll rearrange or redecorate it.

This post was edited
RE: Bumper Sticker Thinkin'

EVER WONDER...Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

This post was edited
RE: Bumper Sticker Thinkin'

Give a woman an inch, and she'll want the other eleven.

This post was edited
RE: Bumper Sticker Thinkin'

Always put your best foot forward

This post was edited