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The only time my windshield wiper will work properly is when it's holding a parking ticket.

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Have you seen any good bumper stickers?
I love Cannabis and coffee with Starbucks logo. Yum.

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'WARNING' It is not advisable to try and pass this vehicle.

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I frequently wrestle with my demons...sometimes we just snuggle.

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I live in a really bad neighborhood! Even the church has a bouncer.

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My wife asked for the broom...And I said, "Why? Are you going somewhere?"

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My wife asked for the broom...And I said, "your mother just took off on it"

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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Why are you following me ?

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There is always one more idiot than you counted on

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