************** Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
LOL! What a great punchline!
Now that's funny!
Jen
I had trouble with my computer, so I called David, the ten-year-old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. David clicked a few buttons and solved the problem. I asked him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to sound dumb, but nevertheless inquired, "What's an ID ten T error? In case I need to fix it again." He grinned, "You've never heard of an ID ten T error?" "No," I said. "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T I used to like the little twerp ... Jen
I had trouble with my computer, so I called David, the ten-year-old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. David clicked a few buttons and solved the problem. I asked him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to sound dumb, but nevertheless inquired, "What's an ID ten T error? In case I need to fix it again." He grinned, "You've never heard of an ID ten T error?" "No," I said. "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T I used to like the little twerp ... Jen
LOL Jen, I have used the ID 10 T error before, I have also used "there was a loose screw behind the keyboard"
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
I'll be sure to listen closely to my wife's breast from now on. I had no idea this was a problem...
Guys there are also reported medical benefits here too. Last night I wasn't feeling too good, so my wife placed my head between her breasts and said "Take two of these and call me in the morning" I felt better immediately and slept very well. sorry for the off topic.
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
I'll be sure to listen closely to my wife's breast from now on. I had no idea this was a problem...
Guys there are also reported medical benefits here too. Last night I wasn't feeling too good, so my wife placed my head between her breasts and said "Take two of these and call me in the morning" I felt better immediately and slept very well. sorry for the off topic.
It truly is amazing how well that works. Who needs doctors?
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