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Dead as a door nail.

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He'snot the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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A useless as tits on a bull

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As useless as a hole in a condom.

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Useless as a flat tire.

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He's one shoe short of a pair.

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A chopstick short of being to eat

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Like a spent match to a man without a light.

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Like an old man without his Viagra

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About as useful as a sundial on a dark night.

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