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Sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

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trying to build a snow before you go outside, is like trying to swim in swimming pool full of jello

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She tried to drown a fish.

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She thought a quarterback was a refund.

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She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

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Your mind is on vacation, but your mouth is working overtime!

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She tripped over a cordless phone.

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The body is alive but the brain is dead.

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OBVIOUSLY..... lights are on and music is loud, but no one will answer the door.
elevator goes to the top floor, but no one gets off.

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She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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