Just don't die in your Mistress' bedA wealthy property developer I knew, did just that. He took his young secretary on a bussiness trip and suffered a fatal heart attack whilst making love to her. His wife soon got over the shock (with the help of all the millions left in the bank) I felt more sorry for the poor secretary,she lost her job.

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I could use a secretary.

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You can have mine, she's past her sell by date. (Or should that be: use by date.

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My ex-sec did sell her dates

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My ex-secretary made more money than me. I think that's why my company went bust.

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My ex-secretary made money, she's doing 5 to 7

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Having pasta with cheese for lunch.

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Too late to be doing this.

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It's nearly ready,Im just about to add some chopped tomatoes. I'll save some for you to have later.

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Rainy Day Reminiscing.
One of my favorite memories, holding hands, walking in the summer rain as she gently rubbed her thumb across mine.

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