RE: What's on your mind?

The average 80 year old human will havefarted 1,040 gallons of gas.

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Did you ever know someone who needed a handle you could jiggle because their mouth would not stop running?

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The first time I saw her I knew when God created her he was just showing off.

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RE: What's on your mind?

BOOHOO-BOOHOO.

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Winter is arriving in my area today

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It's so cold here, I wouldn't be surprised to see snow by morning.

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It looks like you weren't surprised.

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Carrickboy has a good outside chance in the 2:30

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Well if Venetia Williams used a whip on me I would run like hell.

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She has made me a happy man many times.

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