RE: What's on your mind?

Sometimes people confuse smiling with laughing.

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She smiled a lot.

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When she left - In my heart I didn't know how much of the furniture was hers.

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My ex? We're not friends, we're not enemies. We're just strangers with some memories.

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I don't have EX's I have Y's, like Y the hell did I date her.

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RE: What's on your mind?

Hey Chicago, Mine is bigger than yours, Sincerely, New York City

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Did you ever meet someone and you just knew you were going to spend the rest of your life avoiding them?

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My puppy will fall asleep anywhere, in any position and the snore like he's cutting a cord of wood.

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The average person spends 25 years sleeping.

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How long does an average person spend farting in their lifetime?
You figure that people fart anywhere between 10 and 20 times a day.
That's about a 30 seconds per day. That's over 182 minutes (about 3 hours) per year.
So on average...
A 70-year-old will have spent about 9 days farting.
An 80-year-old will have spent about 10 days farting.
A 90-year-old will have spent about 11.5 days farting.
A 100-year-old will have spent about 12.5 days farting.

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