A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says OK, and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies: "I did ... today I'm taking them to the beach!"
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Two penguins are standing on an ice floe. The first penguin says, You look like youre wearing a tuxedo. The second penguin says, What makes you think Im not?
Two penguins are standing on an ice floe. The first penguin says, You look like youre wearing a tuxedo. The second penguin says, What makes you think Im not?
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A little girl was watching her parents dress for a formal party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, Daddy, you shouldnt wear that suit.
And why not, Darling?
You know that it always gives you a headache next morning.
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a formal party.
When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, Daddy, you shouldnt wear that suit.
And why not, Darling?
You know that it always gives you a headache next morning.
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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into
bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.
'Perfect,' her husband said.'
I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.
You can take it orally,or as a suppository, it's up to you.'
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into
bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.
'Perfect,' her husband said.'
I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.
You can take it orally,or as a suppository, it's up to you.'
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Two elderly men were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Stanley noticed something funny about Joe's ear. He said, "Joe did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
"I have? A suppository?" exclaimed Joe. He pulled it out and stared at it. Then he said, "Stanley, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo
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Every man wonders about the size of their penis. Laying in bed alone at night, or in a hammock with a parrot. You start thinking, Do I have a small penis or just gigantic balls?
Every man wonders about the size of their penis. Laying in bed alone at night,
or in a hammock with a parrot. You start thinking, Do I have a small penis or just gigantic balls?
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Q:What is the lightest thing in the world?
A:A penis...even a thought can raise it.
Q:What is the lightest thing in the world?
A:A penis...even a thought can raise it.
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Two aliens fromanother worldlanded in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. "Whats the matter?" asked his friend. "Its a very popular place," replied the first alien. "Its full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs."
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