RE: A Witty Conversation using Cities names

There once was a very GAY exotic dancer at the HOTHOUSE COFFEE shop named WILLACOOCHEE who enjoyed FLIPPEN his FLINTSTONE on the BALLGROUND BETWEEN the MANASSAS to EXPERIMENT with CUMMING to a CLIMAX he would SNAPFINGER and say I HOPEULIKIT
(CITIES in Georgia)
(I am sorry - BUT, A state with city names like that - I just had to)

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RE: A Witty Conversation using Cities names

HAPPY JACK had too much SUN on his SHONGALOO and ended up with a DRY PRONG. He tried SALINE on it FIRST, but there was no HOPE from the START, it had to be CUT OFF.
( CITIES in Louisiana )

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RE: A Witty Conversation using Cities names

PAPA spoke with a lisp after being struck with LIGHTING while cruising the Bermuda TRIANGLE.
He always referred to GAY GARFIELD as that "ATHOL waider" from GAYWAY CORNER
(CITIES in Hawaii and Idaho)

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RE: A Witty Conversation using Cities names

NELSON met the FERTILE young CHERRY and gave her his NIMROD, in a SAVAGE way. NOWTHEN, will it EMBARRASS her to CLIMAX if she SHAKOPEE.
( CITIES in Minnessota )

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