It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
A new law recently passed in Alabama: When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
A cannibal took a trip to Europe because he had a Swede tooth.
A boxer from China is easy to beat, because he's Chin-ese to hit.
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Alabama? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
I got 'Hungary' so I ate 'Turkey'. I had some 'Chile' too
"Made love to a young lady in the Caribbean" "Jamaica" " No, she was willing"
Iran for miles to eat Chile on China, but they wouldn't take a Czech.
When I go to West Africa I'm Ghana make sure Togo to Mali and then I can say I've Benin Timbuktu.
I'm Havana blast reading all of these. Ural really funny. I Congo all night long reading these puns. African love them! I'm Ghana Finnish cleaning my house.
A frustrated Chinese Royal driver was Hong-King-Kong
I'd Haiti for you to think I was quitting, but I'm Finnished for the night
If people from Europe are Europeans, why are people from the United States not called - Ustatians
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'
There's Norway I'm Havana Goa in Vrginia with a Pole, but Yukon.
If your need to go to the washroom, you're Russian. Once you get there, European. When you're done, you're Finnish.
Virginia went to Italy and had an uplifting time in Bra.
Georgia said Idaho from Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Why in Arizona did Dwarf from Kentucky Climax in Michigan.
My favorite barmaid loves to visit both Beaverlick and Big Bonelicks Kentucky
Assawoman from Virginia was given a Dildo in Newfoundland it made her Pussy Creek in Ohio.
A sweet young Fox, from Oklahoma bought a Sable, in Mississippi
When Cumming from Georgia, I saw a Toadsuck and Turkey Scratch in Arkansas.
Yesterday morning, while wearing my new shoes wth the black Seouls, I took a Cuba frozen chocolate Malta and put it in my Java to Sweden it a bit, but I spilled some and then slipped on the floor... My wife comes in, sees the mess I made and says, "Oman, Jamaican me crazy! Lookit Denmarks you Belize'n on da floor - Honderas outta here, you Congo make a mess somewhere else."
I Benin worse trouble than this before, but Yemen, Iran outta that kitchen so fast, it was Nepal I could do not to Cameroon off the walls.
The Cosa Rica is Dublin in China, but the Rabat is Nice with Chile. Now Yemen Congo Hungary if Tai Havana Finnish eatin Dar Brussels with Turkey.
I am Embarrass (WV) In the spirit of Fairplay (AR) I have to admit I was on Cheat River (WV) I just copied and pasted.
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Why (AZ) did the Hooker (OK) French Lick (IN) a Johnson (FL) in Loves Park (IL)
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During "Intercourse" A "Brilliant" "Blackman"(s) "Slicklizzard" "Climax"ed a "Seman" "Rainbow" "Opp"s .... A "Warrior" who "Overlook"ed "Gay Meadows" on top of "Hill Number 1" yelled "Bravo" it's "Allgood"
(Cities in Alabama)
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It was a Surprise to see Hercules turn Devils Den into Happy Camp by smoking Weed, was that Cool, ? You Bet. ( all in California )
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Yukon eat your Kake but keep Meyers Chunk out of Deadman Reach.
Near Abyss Lake and Humpy Creek a Beaver thinking it wasQueer Creek tried to stick his little Red Devil into a Chicken who screamed Eek. But a King Salmon knocked him Flat with the North Pole (Cities in Alaska)
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Gaylord with Big Bow Skidmore with Buttermilk, when Friend Climax in Blue Mound. (All in Kansas)
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Minnehaha from Bullhead City was as Carefree as a Bumble Bee when Inspiration struck. She would Love a Surprise Three Way with Oatman and Santa Claus. She became Blue when Paradise was not to be. She asked Allah, Why?
He said, Nothing not Mexican Water or Chloride could make your Dry Beaver Creek smell other than Catfish Paradise.
(Cities in Arizona)
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The Red Head with a Falmouth from Hooker Point and the Bratt from Cox Corner, Needmore Longwood to Mount Homer. " Wahoo, Ohcheesee Kissimmee Johnson."
( Cities in Florida )
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There once was Three Brothers who each had a different name for their Weiner One brother called it his Bald Knob one called it his Buck Knob and the third referred to his as Nimrod. They enjoyed the Sensation of a Three Way Toadsuck.
They called De Queen The Big Flat, but they often paid Cash for a Birdeye view via a Skylight to watch her Peel
(Cities in Arkansas)
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A Gaybourn Baptist was Ready for a Big Bone Lick from Black Jack, but Hickman said it was not Normal.
( Cities in Kentucky )
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A barmaid from THE CITY thought PARADISE would be a NICE - COOL place which would be her LAST CHANCE to be DUNMOVIN. To her SURPRISE a WIMP named PEANUT from SQUABBLETOWN a SLEEPY HOLLOW near TEAKETTLE JUNCTION with some BADWATER mixed with WEED turned ROADS END into a RAINBOW filled HAPPY CAMP
(CITIES in California)
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KERMIT had a JOB to PINCH CUCUMBER from FRAZEIR'S BOTTOM with his LEFT HAND, to let the GASSAWAY.
(CITIES in West Virginia)
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There once was an old STONER named ROMEO that felt like a DINOSAUR when he realized his penis, that he called his trusty RIFLE, probably had one LAST CHANCE to reach a CLIMAX.
(CITIES in Colorado)
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MINNEHAHA was so CAREFREE so it was no SURPRISE when she asked SANTA CLAUS for LOVE, but he found no INSPIRATION from her DRY BEAVER CREEK.
(CITIES in Arizona)
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There was a man named Ben DOVER (DE) who always wore a COCKED HAT (DE) who really wanted to MOUNT JOY (DE) his neighbor with the HOURGLASS (DE) figure. A MYSTIC(CT) named VIOLA(DE) came from MURDER BAY(DC) at BREAKNECK(CT) speed shouting you can kiss MIANUS (CT). I will make sure you will not find a LITTLE HEAVEN(DE)
(CITIES in CT DE DC)
It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
A new law recently passed in Alabama: When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
A cannibal took a trip to Europe because he had a Swede tooth.
A boxer from China is easy to beat, because he's Chin-ese to hit.
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Alabama? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
I got 'Hungary' so I ate 'Turkey'. I had some 'Chile' too
"Made love to a young lady in the Caribbean" "Jamaica" " No, she was willing"
Iran for miles to eat Chile on China, but they wouldn't take a Czech.
When I go to West Africa I'm Ghana make sure Togo to Mali and then I can say I've Benin Timbuktu.
I'm Havana blast reading all of these. Ural really funny. I Congo all night long reading these puns. African love them! I'm Ghana Finnish cleaning my house.
A frustrated Chinese Royal driver was Hong-King-Kong
I'd Haiti for you to think I was quitting, but I'm Finnished for the night
If people from Europe are Europeans, why are people from the United States not called - Ustatians
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'
There's Norway I'm Havana Goa in Vrginia with a Pole, but Yukon.
If your need to go to the washroom, you're Russian. Once you get there, European. When you're done, you're Finnish.
Virginia went to Italy and had an uplifting time in Bra.
Georgia said Idaho from Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Why in Arizona did Dwarf from Kentucky Climax in Michigan.
My favorite barmaid loves to visit both Beaverlick and Big Bonelicks Kentucky
Assawoman from Virginia was given a Dildo in Newfoundland it made her Pussy Creek in Ohio.
A sweet young Fox, from Oklahoma bought a Sable, in Mississippi
When Cumming from Georgia, I saw a Toadsuck and Turkey Scratch in Arkansas.
Yesterday morning, while wearing my new shoes wth the black Seouls, I took a Cuba frozen chocolate Malta and put it in my Java to Sweden it a bit, but I spilled some and then slipped on the floor... My wife comes in, sees the mess I made and says, "Oman, Jamaican me crazy! Lookit Denmarks you Belize'n on da floor - Honderas outta here, you Congo make a mess somewhere else."
I Benin worse trouble than this before, but Yemen, Iran outta that kitchen so fast, it was Nepal I could do not to Cameroon off the walls.
The Cosa Rica is Dublin in China, but the Rabat is Nice with Chile. Now Yemen Congo Hungary if Tai Havana Finnish eatin Dar Brussels with Turkey.
I am Embarrass (WV) In the spirit of Fairplay (AR) I have to admit I was on Cheat River (WV) I just copied and pasted.
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Why (AZ) did the Hooker (OK) French Lick (IN) a Johnson (FL) in Loves Park (IL)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
During "Intercourse" A "Brilliant" "Blackman"(s) "Slicklizzard" "Climax"ed a "Seman" "Rainbow" "Opp"s .... A "Warrior" who "Overlook"ed "Gay Meadows" on top of "Hill Number 1" yelled "Bravo" it's "Allgood"
(Cities in Alabama)
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It was a Surprise to see Hercules turn Devils Den into Happy Camp by smoking Weed, was that Cool, ? You Bet. ( all in California )
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yukon eat your Kake but keep Meyers Chunk out of Deadman Reach.
Near Abyss Lake and Humpy Creek a Beaver thinking it wasQueer Creek tried to stick his little Red Devil into a Chicken who screamed Eek. But a King Salmon knocked him Flat with the North Pole (Cities in Alaska)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gaylord with Big Bow Skidmore with Buttermilk, when Friend Climax in Blue Mound. (All in Kansas)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Minnehaha from Bullhead City was as Carefree as a Bumble Bee when Inspiration struck. She would Love a Surprise Three Way with Oatman and Santa Claus. She became Blue when Paradise was not to be. She asked Allah, Why?
He said, Nothing not Mexican Water or Chloride could make your Dry Beaver Creek smell other than Catfish Paradise.
(Cities in Arizona)
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The Red Head with a Falmouth from Hooker Point and the Bratt from Cox Corner, Needmore Longwood to Mount Homer. " Wahoo, Ohcheesee Kissimmee Johnson."
( Cities in Florida )
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There once was Three Brothers who each had a different name for their Weiner One brother called it his Bald Knob one called it his Buck Knob and the third referred to his as Nimrod. They enjoyed the Sensation of a Three Way Toadsuck.
They called De Queen The Big Flat, but they often paid Cash for a Birdeye view via a Skylight to watch her Peel
(Cities in Arkansas)
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A Gaybourn Baptist was Ready for a Big Bone Lick from Black Jack, but Hickman said it was not Normal.
( Cities in Kentucky )
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A barmaid from THE CITY thought PARADISE would be a NICE - COOL place which would be her LAST CHANCE to be DUNMOVIN. To her SURPRISE a WIMP named PEANUT from SQUABBLETOWN a SLEEPY HOLLOW near TEAKETTLE JUNCTION with some BADWATER mixed with WEED turned ROADS END into a RAINBOW filled HAPPY CAMP
(CITIES in California)
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KERMIT had a JOB to PINCH CUCUMBER from FRAZEIR'S BOTTOM with his LEFT HAND, to let the GASSAWAY.
(CITIES in West Virginia)
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There once was an old STONER named ROMEO that felt like a DINOSAUR when he realized his penis, that he called his trusty RIFLE, probably had one LAST CHANCE to reach a CLIMAX.
(CITIES in Colorado)
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MINNEHAHA was so CAREFREE so it was no SURPRISE when she asked SANTA CLAUS for LOVE, but he found no INSPIRATION from her DRY BEAVER CREEK.
(CITIES in Arizona)
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There was a man named Ben DOVER (DE) who always wore a COCKED HAT (DE) who really wanted to MOUNT JOY (DE) his neighbor with the HOURGLASS (DE) figure. A MYSTIC(CT) named VIOLA(DE) came from MURDER BAY(DC) at BREAKNECK(CT) speed shouting you can kiss MIANUS (CT). I will make sure you will not find a LITTLE HEAVEN(DE)
(CITIES in CT DE DC)
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Much to the DEFIANCE of DE QUEEN, a girl called AVON from CHECKS CORNER was paid FIFTY-SIX dollars CASH to PEEL the BALD KNOB of THREE BROTHERS, but the SENSATION caused HOG JAW, so she had to STOP.
(CITIES in Arkansas)
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