Witty Driving Conversation.

The object of this game is to carry on a conversation, with some witty reference to driving, in each sentence. PLEASE TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN ( IF POSSIBLE )
Please copy and paste, just as we did with the song title ones.

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A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and trapsin Leacock.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.

I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly)they told me to keep driving.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.

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