Dentist Jokes.
A woman drops her false teeth in the park and is unable to find them in the long grass. A passer- by spots her predicament and offers her a spare set. Unfortunately the teeth are too loose so the passer-by offers her a second pair. These are too tight so the passer-by gives her a third set which fit perfectly. Thank you, says the woman. Ive been looking for a good dentist for ages. Im not a dentist, says the passer-by. Im an undertaker.
A husband and wife enter a dentists surgery. The husband says, I want a tooth pulled. I dont want gas or Novocaine because Im in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible. Youre a brave man, says the dentist. Now, which tooth is it? The husband turns to his wife and says, Show him your tooth, dear.
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