Hunting Jokes
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?"
The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."
"What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.
"My wife."
A company in California has started to market "camouflage toilet paper" for use
in the woods and plans to run testimonials from hunters who claim they have been
shot at while using ordinary toilet paper (by hunters who mistook them for
white-tailed deer.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."
A couple of Oklahoma hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead." ... There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
Ah, the first insults flung! Why, logically, is it wrong to insist in one thread that the topic has nothing to do with nudism and should not be on the site, yet "fun" in another? Can you explain that? Without being insulting or childish? I find sport hunting offensive and not funny.
SUN SEXIEST BARMAID HUNT
TODAY The Sun online launches its hunt to find the country's sexiest barmaid, to mark National Pubs Week.
And we're calling on the nation's eagle-eyed fellas to help us track her down, with the incentive of a YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BEER for the winning talent-spotter.
Well, it's not really a joke but I find it funny
Ah, the first insults flung! Why, logically, is it wrong to insist in one thread that the topic has nothing to do with nudism and should not be on the site, yet "fun" in another? Can you explain that? Without being insulting or childish? I find sport hunting offensive and not funny.
There was no insult, I stated my opinion regarding your remark, nothing more. It's that simple.
Frequently forums will offer an area that doesn't fit into one of the predetermined base subject forums. To have an "Off Topic", "Humor" or "Anything Else" section in a forum, that has nothing to do with the base forum, is common place.
Additionally, to offer back your own advice, if you don't like a topic, don't read it. However, if you choose to comment, others can also to choose to comment.
Now back to the Humor forum......
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