Funny True Stories
A Little Gas
A Dutch veterinarian was fined 600 guilders (about $240)
for causing a fire that destroyed a farm in Lichten Vourde,
the Netherlands. The vet had been trying to convince a farmer
that his cow was passing flatulent gas; to demonstrate, the
vet ignited the gas, but the cow became a "four-legged
flame-thrower" and ran wild, setting fire to bales of hay.
Damage to the farm was assessed at $80,000. The cow was
unharmed.
A middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. Many girls were beginning to use lipstick and would apply it in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror, leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean one of the mirrors. He took a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and then cleaned the mirror.
Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirrors.
There are teachers, and then there are Teachers....
A middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. Many girls were beginning to use lipstick and would apply it in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror, leaving dozens of little lip prints.Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean one of the mirrors. He took a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and then cleaned the mirror.Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirrors.There are teachers, and then there are Teachers....
I would love to have been there to see the expressions on their faces. LOL
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