RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf thine enemy offends thee, give his child a drum.
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Post #973ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesYou know it's going to be a bad day, when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesYou're only as old as you feel.......the next day.
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Post #975ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesYou're only as old as you feel.......the next day.
Depends whom you're feeling.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesNever feel someone's Depends.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe best cure for sea sickness is to go and sit under atree.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesConfucius Says: Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Confucius says "He who goes to bed with itchy asshole, wakes up with smelly fingers".
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Post #979ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesIt's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever shit you could have said.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesYou don't see faith healers working in hospitals,
for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery.
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Post #981ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesYou know it's going to be a bad day when you take a pee and the wife asks what you're doing in the wardrobe.
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