Post #472ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesYou mean some wives actually TALK to their husbands.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesSix guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me." Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, and asks what he wants. Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards." She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" Rippington says, "I'll tell him.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI was at the supermarket when a beautiful young woman called my name and hurried towards me with a big smile.
As she reached me she said, "Hi, you went to school with my dad."
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Post #475ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf diamonds are a girls best friend. And a dog is a mans best friend. Which is the dumber sex?
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Post #477ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhat do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI don't mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe advantage of exercising every day is thatyou die healthier.
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