RE: Random thoughts and jokesQ: What's the difference between love, true love, andshowing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle,
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature tohave a home of their own.
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Post #444ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesQ: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick? A: At least a brick gets laid.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThere's a huge brouhaha in Britain over thesurreptitious use of horse meat to supplement beef sales.
It has, however,allowed the customer more options.
You can not only order your burger to go,
but also to "Win", "Place", or "Show".
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI think Congressmen should wear uniforms, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
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Post #447ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI think Congressmen should wear uniforms, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
Most of them should be wearing a straight jacket.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesLife is like a penis. Soft and hanging freely.
It's women that make it hard
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Post #449ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesSex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like; "I'm tired, I'm washing my hair, I've got a headache, I'm your sister....
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Post #451ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhat's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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