RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex joined "Adopt-A-Pet" at the L.A. Zoo.
She adopted azebra and named it "Spot".
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Post #423ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesA cop pulls a blonde over for jumping a red light at a pedestrian crossing.
"Did you not see the pedestrian crossing" the cop asks her.
"No" said the blonde "was ita man or a woman"
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RE: Random thoughts and jokes9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors isan idiot.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesOne time my ex suggested we make a moviereenacting our wedding night. I guess I shouldn't have suggested we holdauditions for her part.
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Post #426ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy wife complained that I don't take her out enough. What's the point, she keeps coming back.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI convinced my wife she should run five miles a day. That last I heard she was passing through Cleveland.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex complained when I left the toilet seat up. Then she complained when I put the seat and the lid down.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesRight after my ex broke up with me she sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. I sent them to her dad.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex claimed I was the most responsible personin our relationship.
Whenever anything went wrong, I was responsible.
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Post #431ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy wife says we should spend more time together. My girlfriend doesn't agree.
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