RE: Random thoughts and jokesI always wanted to be the last guy on earth,
just to see if all those women were lying to me.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI told my ex I insisted we have a three way. She said OK, and went out and bought a gallon of Neapolitan ice cream.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesIt takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown, and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThat "which comes first" thing about chicken and eggs just makes me hungry.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesIt's only premarital sex if you're going to get married.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex had the handy man place our old refrigerator on the front lawn with a sign that said, "FREE TO A GOOD HOME"
It sat that for three days. I replaced her sign with one that read,
"Refrigerator For Sale $50.00" Someone stole it the first night.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex came into the living room and asked, "Whats on the TV?" I guess I should not have said, "Dust."
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Post #369ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesA good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokes"Don't feed the coyotes." "If you do they will eat your pets."
I have heard this many, many times.
Let's think about that.
If I DO feed the coyotes they will NOT be hungry but WILL eat my pets.
If I DO NOT feed the coyotes they WILL be hungry and WILL NOT eat my pets?
It is a good thing I do not have any pets.
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