RE: Random thoughts and jokesI was reporting a near Hit-and-Run to the responding officer.
I told him the driver was my mother-in-law.
He asked if I had actually seen her,
I said, "No, but I recognized the laugh."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesIve always lived the same as I type: Fast and with lots of misteekes.
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Post #324womannudistaUndies OnlyIm a nudist, i want make friends for nudism, etcIm not looking for sex or relationship!! RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhen my ex told me when she dies I could have her farm including the villa, the tractor, the farmhouse & all the livestock. I was really surprised. When I asked, "Where is it?"She replied, "On Facebook."
jajajajajajajjaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI was having trouble sleeping. My doctor said I should drink a glass of warm milk before going to bed and never take my troubles to bed with me. But my wife refused to sleep alone.
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Post #326ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy wife said " Dodn't come home drunk " So I didn't go home.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokes"Jesus Loves You" might be a good thing to hear......
unless you are in a Mexican prison.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhen I told my ex, "Business has been great this year, what would you like for Christmas?" She replied, "I would really like a divorce." I told her I wasn't really planning on spending that much.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex would cook dinner occasionally, I guess I shouldn't have irritated her by saying grace for 45 minutes.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex was really pissed when I dumped her; she keyed the bus I took to work.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesIve just about decided I need a wife...I just haven't decided whose yet.
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