RE: Random thoughts and jokesI dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.
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Post #313ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI bought a self-help tape called, "How to Handle Disappointment."
It turned out to be a blank tape.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesHostess says that if they keep shipping inventory at the current level, they will run out of product around December 21, 2012..... So, THAT'S what the Mayans were talking about.
~ Robert "Bob" Rockenbach
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe mayor and his wife were riding in the local town parade when the mayor spotted the ex boyfriend of his wife. A local gas station owner.
He leaned in and said to his wife, "see if you had married him you would be working in a gas station."
His wife answered back, "No, if I had married him he would be the mayor..."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI just realized that in dog years I'm already dead.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex and I agreed to have an open relationship. I could sleep with anyone I wanted.
She just wouldn't speak to me or sleep with me anymore.
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Post #319ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI was making love to the local barmaid last night. My wife was annoyed, because she said the noise was keeping her awake.
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Post #320womannudistaUndies OnlyIm a nudist, i want make friends for nudism, etcIm not looking for sex or relationship!! RE: Random thoughts and jokesI dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.
jajajaja! very good joke!
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhen my ex told me when she dies I could have her farm including the villa, the tractor, the farmhouse & all the livestock. I was really surprised. When I asked, "Where is it?"
She replied, "On Facebook."
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