RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex was really upset when she caught me writing her name and other crib notes on my hand just before we went to bed.
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Post #203ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhy do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
Because it's too much to all come out from the other end, in one go.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI just discovered if you play an AOL 9.0 CD backwards you can hear all kinds of evil and satanic messages!"
BUT BE CAREFUL:
If you play it forwards, it installs AOL.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesFor a while I dated a dyslexic Satanist? Until she sold her soul to Santa.
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Post #206ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesFor a while I dated a dyslexic Satanist? Until she sold her soul to Santa.
That's understandable, they do both wear red.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI knew a guy who became a veterinarian and taxidermist.
His slogan was, "Either way, you get your dog back."
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Post #208ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI knew a guy who became a veterinarian and taxidermist.His slogan was, "Either way, you get your dog back."
There are not many men who stuff their wives, when they have passed away.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI knew a guy who became a veterinarian and taxidermist.His slogan was, "Either way, you get your dog back."
There are not many men who stuff their wives, when they have passed away.Isn't that called Necrophilia?
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Post #210ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI knew a guy who became a veterinarian and taxidermist.His slogan was, "Either way, you get your dog back."
There are not many men who stuff their wives, when they have passed away.Isn't that called Necrophilia?If you live in Philadelphia, it's called NecroDelphilia.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex and I agreed to never go to sleep angry.
One time I lasted five days before I passed out. She won again.
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