RE: Random thoughts and jokesI'm 85 years old today.
I have a problem.
I use to date women older than me,
but, there aren't any more left.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI hate it when someone says, "I'm taking it one day at a time."
You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesAt a staff meeting the manager was telling jokes as usual.
He noticed one woman wasn't laughing. She didn't even crack a smile.
"What's with you," he grumbled "Have you lost your sense of humor?"
She replied, "I don't have to laugh. Friday's my last day!"
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI know a woman who applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove.
She was asked if she had any actual experience in picking lemons.
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied.
"I've been divorced three times and I voted for Obama."
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Post #177ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokes"I've been divorced three times and I voted for Obama."
Lots of divorced Kenyan women vote for Obama, but I can't think why !
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Post #178ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy Kenyan maid always works in the nude, she works so hard, I've had to replace the bed five times.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesEngraved on my gravestone all I want is:
"What are you lookin at?"
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI always fry food in vegetable oil.
I figure how could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
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Post #181ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI always fry food in vegetable oil.
You must look quite silly wearing vegetable oil.
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