A middle-aged married couple filed a divorce and are currently fighting about a child custody in front of the judge. A woman presents all of her arguments to keep the child, including the famous sentences: I brought this child to the world. He grew inside me, I took care of him from the beginning.
But the man didnt give up, so judge asked him to provide arguments of his own. After a little thought he asked the judge: Your honor, if I put a quarter in a vending machine and a can of Pepsi comes out who is the owner of the can? Me or the machine.
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A fact is that a circle of life should not be like it is at the moment. The path of life should go in the opposite direction as we know it from older years to birth (and beyond).
At first, anyone should experience death.
Then you should go to home of the elderly.
They would throw you out, because you would be too young.
You would start to collect your pension money, retire and start to work.
Then you would have to work for 40 years, until you are young enough to attend high school lectures.
During your study you would party hard all the time.
After you would become tired of it all, you would go to elementary school, and kinder garden afterward
When youd leave kinder garden, you would stay at home with your parents.
Now, theres nine months of luxury in front of you: All you can eat, central heating, sleeping all the time
And you would finish your existance with an orgasm.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
You only ever have one birthday. After that, you have birthday anniversaries.Not if you believe in re-incarnation.
I have a lot of deahead flowers in my garden.
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