RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhy did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
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Post #123ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesLast night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhat is the speed of dark?
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Post #125ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhat is the speed of dark?
186,000 miles per second, same as the speed of light.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesA married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home they found the mailman dead on the porch.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhat if God didn't intend for us to eat the animals?
He must have been pretty freaked out when we started.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhile attending classes to convert to Catholicism,
I learned we were to practice the rhythm method of birth
control. So I hired a three-piece combo for the bedroom.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThere would be a lot more optimists if it weren't for the rise-and-shine requirement.
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