Danger Drink.

The Food and Drug Administration yesterday put a hold and general recall on Red Bull energy drink amid evidence that Red Bull has been linked to several birth defects principally resulting in the emergence of wing-like growths on the backs of newborn children.
The unusual side effects, which occur in as many as 2% of women who drink Red Bull while pregnant, were first reported by researchers at the University of California San Francisco, who used a study group of over 800 women over a course of 3 years. The researchers results were published last fall, but the FDA and Red Bull executives had until yesterday been resistant to acknowledge the groups findings. Now with the FDA seeming to validate the researchers claims that Red Bull directly contributes to leathery, bat-like appendages which grow out from the childs shoulder blades, Red Bull is scrambling to prepare for huge losses and numerous lawsuits

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