#22What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his backside..............................A taffy apple.
Again, I have no idea what this means.
Sorry my friend, I often forget about the different usage of words for certain things in the USA
A common name for a Welshman is Taffy, and what you call a candy apple, we call, toffee apple.
So now, give it a little thought and it should raise a smile.
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The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of an enormous forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.
"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor.
As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."
"Why?" asked the pilot.
"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.
After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"
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A guy met a carny girl at the visiting carnival, and she invited him back to her trailer for the night.
When they arrived at her trailer, they went right into her bedroom.
The guy noticed that the room was filled with stuffed animals.
There were hundreds of them all over the place.
Giant stuffed animals were on top of the wardrobe.
Large stuffed animals were on the bookshelf and on the window sill,
and a lot of smaller stuffed animals were on the bottom shelf.
Later, after they had sex, he turned to her and asked confidently,
"So... how was I?"
"Well," she said, "You can take anything from the bottom shelf."
# 31A guy met a carny girl at the visiting carnival, and she invited him back to her trailer for the night.When they arrived at her trailer, they went right into her bedroom.The guy noticed that the room was filled with stuffed animals.There were hundreds of them all over the place.Giant stuffed animals were on top of the wardrobe.Large stuffed animals were on the bookshelf and on the window sill,and a lot of smaller stuffed animals were on the bottom shelf.Later, after they had sex, he turned to her and asked confidently,"So... how was I?""Well," she said, "You can take anything from the bottom shelf."
So you never went back for a second session.
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