RE: More Good Jokes.# 13
After a divorce falling in love again is hard to do.
Its kind of like believing in Santa Claus again.
You can do it but you have to forget a lot of facts.
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Post #13ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Good Jokes.#14
Two straight guys, a gay guy and their partners were all drowned when the ship they were on,sank. They're all waiting at the gates of heaven and Saint Peter says to the first straight guy " I can't let you in, you loved money too much. You loved it so much that you even married a woman named Penny.
Then Saint Peter says to the second straight guy " Sorry, but you can't come in either. You loved food too much. You loved food so much, you even married a woman called Candy.
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered "It doesn't look good, Dick "
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RE: More Good Jokes.# 15
I saw a fortune teller last week.
She told me I would come into some money.
Next night I was in bed with a girl named Penny.
Is that spooky or what?
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Post #15ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Good Jokes.#16
A fortune teller told me I would never have to worry about money. She was right, Iv'e lost everything, so now have no money to worry about.
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RE: More Good Jokes.# 17
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
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Post #17ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Good Jokes.# 17A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Ha,ha, now THAT, is good. At last I am able to smile.
You're up very late my friend, it must be nearly 3 in the morning where you are.
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Post #18ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Good Jokes.#19
Scientists have just discovered that beer containes traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they gave 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
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RE: More Good Jokes.# 17A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Ha,ha, now THAT, is good. At last I am able to smile.
You're up very late my friend, it must be nearly 3 in the morning where you are.
#18I hope you realize I was not ignoring you. I signed off after I posted the joke. I did not see your response until just now. 3:50 pm Sunday.
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RE: More Good Jokes.How do you get an Irishman to burn his ear ? Phone him when he's doing his ironing.
# 21
He'll burn the other ear if you call a second time.
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Post #21ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: More Good Jokes.#22
What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his backside..............................A taffy apple.
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