More Good Jokes.
A wife arrived home late one night and quietly opened the bedroom door. On seeing four legs under the blanket instead of two, she picked up a baseball bat and started hitting the blanket as hard as she could. She then went to the kitchen for a drink and was surprised to see her husband sitting reading a magazine.
" Hi darling " says the husband, " Your parents have come to visit, so I said they could have our room, you don't mind do you "
# 4
I got even with my parents. They came to stay with me for the weekend in my home.
I made them sleep in separate bedrooms.
My mother said, "What? Are you crazy? I've been sleeping with this man for years."
I replied, "Look, I don't care what you do on the outside. But when you're in my house....
MY rules apply!
#8
Paddy and Murphy went fishing, but forgot to take any equipment with them. " Don't worry" said Murphy " Hold me by the ankles over this bridge and I'll shout for you to pull me up when I catch a fish" So Paddy holds Murphy upside down over the bridge. A couple of minutes later, Murphy shouts " Quick, quick, pull me up " " Have you caught a fish " asked Paddy, " No " says Murphy " There's a bloody train coming "
# 9
In Doctor Lawrence Wilson's article YOGA AND ITS DANGERS he states,
"Yoga, as practiced today in almost all cases and areas of the world,
is not recommended at all for those seeking to improve their health."
The article has many yoga practitioners upset.
Well at least it is easy for them to get bent out of shape.
{Did you ever wonder why all Yoga Studios smell the way they do?}
Want to know?
While lying on your back slowly bring both of your knees slowly to your chest. oops
Repeat. oops.
30 or 40 people doing the same thing day in and day out.
Breathe deep y'all
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