Being "caught"
Ever been caught naked, but in a nice way.
I went on a naked hike with a friend from a nudist/hippy beach. As we returned to the beach our walk took us along a track. My friend decided to cover up but I chose to stay naked as far as the beach. As we walked a minibus came the other way. I dived off the track behind as bush. I worked my way round the bush as the bus went past. I could hear girlish laughter. When I thought it had gone I stepped back onto the track. The bus had stopped and a cheer rang out.
I've done some fairly silly things since then, getting "caught" in the process. About this time last year I went to my fav Portugese nude beaches. There aren't many tourists at that time of year and the beaches are full of local people wrapped up against the cold. Well I walked naked from beach to beach. As I arrived I realised I was the only nude there, but I just stlled down and rested a while before moving on to the next beach, equally thronged with fully clothed locals.
Another time I went for a naked early morning walk around a local beauty spot. It is a popular tourist spot but I know how to get in before opeing time. To add spice I'd hidden my clothes under a bush at the start of my walk. It took longer than I expected and I was still walking when the morning dog-walkers were out and about. By now I was walking towards my clothes, about 30 minutes walk away.
Another time I was on a nude only beach with a friend. He is into GPS cache hunting ( one person hides something and puts its GPS and hint photos on the internet for others to find. I agreed to help him find one on a large rock by the beach if he took photos of me waving at a passing train. Well we found the cache and decided the clues could be better. So I stood naked pointing at the hiding place so he could take the photos for the internet. Then we went and waited for the next express train.
Ive been for a long naked walk in Spain, meeting others coming ther other way and saying a cheery "Ola"
Early this week I was taking nude photos near Malham in the Yorkshire Dales. The weather was foul but it didnt stop a group of hikers comming by while I was still naked.
I have been caught a couple of times. One time my friends and I were canuding in a state park when the rangers came along. I was given a written warning. Another time when my friends and I were nude on the beach the police came along and took our names and addresses.
Both times I was asked to show ID but I if I am not one of the drivers I dont carry my driver's license with me when going to the park or beach.
I think you are right. It is the other person who is embarrassed. A friend dropped by while I was sunbathing. He offered to put a sticker on "it" to stop it getting sun-burnt. It serves him right for bursting into my garden without knocking.
I've had a few people, like our current pool guy, say ... "ahhhh, don't you want to put something on?" I told him, after he caught me that second time ... "no, I'm in "MY" backyard and this is the way I spend my time in "MY" backyard." He rolled his eyes and that's when we had "words." He's on his way OUT! Not because he's against nudity, but because he's an idiot and not taking care of our pool like I think he should. Next pool person, for sure, will be told upfront and asked ... "we are nudists. we spend lots of time in our backyard nude. If you are embarrassed or uncomfortable with our nudity, either tell me when you'll be coming to do our service or ... I'll find someone else that can handle the nudity "IF" they encounter it." My landscaper is well aware. He's of Hispanic decent and so am I. I've spoken to him in Spanish and explained our lifestyle and he said, "thank you, I will always come on this day at this time." I don't think it's too much to ask a contractor to understand your way of life and how their service can be exposed to it if they are not willing to visit consistently and within a window of time so we can ensure we are not going to expose them to our nudity. :D
I remember a very funny story which happened some years ago.
It was a hot summer so I decided to go for a little hike in a mountain near my home which I always thought was not very popular... indeed, its not a real mountain its just an elevation of the land where houses end... There is an old water deposit and from there the views are impressive... I was really enjoying the views when I heard some barkings very far away so I wasnt worried about them because I thought it could come from some nearby house (the nearest is 1/2 mile away or so)... Giving no importance I lay down on a rock to smoke a cigarete and enjoy the sun when I realized that the barkings were at this moment really close... so close that I could heard some human voices in the distance and when I turned my head to see the dog, it wasnt just only one dog... there was 2 huge dogs and another little one and at least 5 persons so I stood up and started to run after I took my backpack... indeed I was not scared about those people but I was really uncomfortable by those two huge dogs that could have played with the wrong sausage...
I guess it was a bit extreme reaction because while I was going far away I could heard their smiling voices... just imagine the scene, you are walking with your dog and someone appears from nothing and begin to run nude infront of you... the sad side of this story was not the fact of being nude outdoors, but the fear of having some dogs sniffing my parts
the sad side of this story was not the fact of being nude outdoors, but the fear of having some dogs sniffing my parts
That actually happened to me - once. A large dog came up behind me and started sniffing my private parts, just as it would do to another dog. I'd heard that the way to befriend a dog is to let it smell your hands. As I turned to do this it sniffed and licked my parts. Before I knew it my penis was in tis mouth. Stop! I pulled away sharpish. The owner later told me he wore his shorts because he didn't trust the dog.
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