Putting Your Foot in it. Things you wished you hadn't said.
I remember a time many years ago, whenout with one of my drinking buddies and a new barmaid had just started working at my local.
I said to my friend, " Wow' she's a stunner, I bet you would love to have breakfast with her. "
Giving me a nasty look, he then replied. " I do often, she's my wife. "
I had kown him for quite some time but never met his wife until that night. We didn't fall out over it, he ended up being best man at my wedding, the following year.
This happen to me last week! I was working on some plumbing at a hair salon and one of the sylists walked by me and the owner (male) and I said "Wow, she is gorgeous!" Said nothing more but the look on his face was the look of a jealous husband! The only thing is he is married and this girl is NOT his wife! I just basically shut up after that because my gut seemed to think there is something going on that I really don't want to know about. Either way the look on his face was pretty funny.
Used to have a membership to a Health Club. After my free weight workout I would run about 3 miles on the indoor track. One day I see this beautiful blonde running and I scurry up the stairs and start running after her. As I got closer, I noticed the unitard she was wearing was kinda thread bare and her bare bum and fact that she had nothing on underneath gave me incentive to run harder and faster. But ... she wore me out and I couldn't keep up after the 3 miles and I quit. I walked down the stairs to do a bit more iron pumping and one of my fire buddies was there. We began chatting and I said ... "hey ... did you see that blonde on the track? She's got a great butt!" He said ... "yeah, I know. That's my wife!' ... We laughed and then decided to go up to the stationary bikes that overlooked the pool deck. Once up there the bike between us opened up and guess who shows up ... his wife. He introduces her to me and then says ... "Andy was up here running with you and admiring your ..." She stopped him and said ... "I know." She looked at me and smiled and said ... "I hope you at least got a good workout!" We're still friends, as well. :D
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