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# 92Just had a fight with my alarm clock.It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed.Things got violent.Now the alarm clocks broken and I'm wide awake.Not sure who won.
That's one fight I would not want to referee.
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#94
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

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# 95

Do not argue with an idiot; he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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# 95Do not argue with an idiot; he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Who's arguing with you.
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# 97
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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"I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on."
"I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass."
And
"I'd rather be over the hill than under it."

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# 97If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
So if I say you're right, then that would mean you're wrong, What ever you say. I win.
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# 100
Touche'

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#101
The only time you run out of chances, is when you stop taking them.

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#102
Happiness is not the acquisition of anything, it's the understanding of something.

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